they have a very dark complexion, enjoy having their cloth(es) removed, make a lot of accurate noise, and are the envy of anyone who is remotely in touch with the inner self.

they are of course cbm170's. i did a search on the forums for australia.. and due to the lack of results it is my assertion that i'm the first person down under to satisfy the sound hunger with the juicy sonic panacea known as ascend.

"action packed" story spawned by the arrival of the box early one morning on a day off: crazy delivery guy gets my signature, i don't think he knew what speakers were. in a frenzy i tore open the box, jammed two dollar cables into every hole i could find (no lawsuits pending fyi) and smashed the nearest compact-disc i could find into the source. and behold, it was good.